BEARD INSURANCE GETS ZEUS BEARD'S STAMP OF APPROVAL

We’ve often wondered what would happen to our manly chin curtain if something terrible were to befall – for instance, singeing our beard on our handmade, fair trade, patchouli soy candle from our local farmer’s market.

For times when danger comes calling and you just can’t get your beard away in time, there’s Sunlife Beard Insurance. For just £3 a month you can stop living in fear. Guarantee your finely groomed exterior stays true to faux lumberjack form with Sunlife Beard Insurance.

While beard insurance is currently only available in the UK, we believe folks in the states will soon catch on to the gravity of preserving a man’s precious follicles.

Visit the Sunlife Beard Insurance website for more details, and check out the beard insurance commercial below (by the way, should you shave, you will immediately lose all coverage and credibility).



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